Bloated loonbag Kathleen Turner has been forced to apologize to flaming wacko Nicolas Cage after claiming in a book that Cage once stole a Chihuahua.
Cage took Turner to court over the allegedly defamatory statements, which appear in Turner's memoir Send Yourself Roses. The case was finally settled in London's High Court, with Turner and the book's publishers both agreeing to publicly apologize, and give a substantial donation to a charity of Cage's choice.
The trouble-making extract from Turner's book appeared in this very blog a couple months ago. It read:
Now, Nicolas happens to be the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, who was directing [Peggy Sue Got Married]. And my contrary co-star was absolutely determined to prove that he wasn't there as the result of nepotism.
So, everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against - to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it.
He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a Chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.
On the last night of filming, he came into my trailer after he'd clearly been drinking heavily. He fell on his knees and asked if I could ever forgive him. I said, "Not right now. I have a scene to shoot. Excuse me," and just walked out.
Nicolas didn't manage to kill the film, but he didn't add a lot to it, either. For years, whenever I saw him, he'd apologise for his behaviour. I'd say: "Look, I'm way over it." But I haven't pursued the idea of working with him again.
What Kathleen needs to understand is that, when you accuse people of being arrested, it's your word against the court and police records. So it's not really that hard for people to prove you lied. Fat stupid bitch.
