Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Renee Zellweger Continues to Terrify


Renee Zellweger
hauled her hideous ass out to the premiere of her new movie Leatherheads. Actually, the ass isn't the issue with Renee...it's the face. No matter what she tries, she just comes off looking like someone on a day-trip from a lunatic asylum. I think she cut her hair herself...with a rusty pair of scissors while staring into a cracked mirror muttering "so pretty, so pretty" over and over.