The British government has denied Martha Stewart a visa to enter their country on the grounds that she is a convicted felon.
"We continue to oppose the entry to the UK of individuals where we believe their presence in the United Kingdom is not conducive to the public good or where they have been found guilty of serious criminal offenses abroad," a spokesman for the Home Office explained.
Martha spent time in prison for stock-related tomfoolery. She is reportedly working to get the matter resolved so she can fly over to attend to some business. Were I the Brits, I would keep Martha on the blacklist. It's possible that these "business meetings" she has set up are actually part of some plot to take over the country.
I don't know for sure what Martha and her fellow conspirators might be up to, but let's just say that, if I were Gordon Brown, I'd have someone tasting my porridge for me.
