Faggoty Albert King wannabe John Mayer may seem like a happy-go-lucky guy, but he is actually quite tormented...and it's all the paparazzi's fault. Said Mayer of the paps' endless pursuit:
"It's so rosy... that these moments [of being chased by photographers] that are not at all rosy, are seemingly earthquakes of frustration and anxiety."
Wow...now I see how he got his reputation as a songwriter. That guy's practically a poet...if you disregard the fact that he sucks at putting words together.
John was then asked about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. He refused to either acknowledge or deny that there is a relationship, then offered this gem:
"We live in a world where you can see everything about me. There's not a thing I could deny. So I'm not denying anything.
"Don't ever believe you have a secret. I think that's probably the moment when your head completely crowns inside your own ass."
Yes John. Um...indeed.
