Alli Sims, the 40-year-old alleged cousin of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, crawled out of the hole she shares with Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi long enough to make a statement about Jamie Lynn becoming a mom.
"I'm sure the baby's beautiful, and I'm so glad everybody's healthy and doing well," Sims said.
"I just wish them all the happiness in the world. I know they're going to have so much fun."
I'm still waiting for Alli to release that album she was making. When's that coming? I cleared a space for it on my shelf by throwing out Kevin Federline's CD.