Mario Lopez named "Hottest Bachelor" by People Magazine. Eva Longoria agrees. Allie is Wired
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz celebrate Pete's 29th Birthday. How many fucking birthdays do these wads have every year anyway? Bricks and Stones
Cyd Charisse has died. I used to think she was a dude when I was younger. Gravy and Biscuits
Jack Black put Coco Pops in his butt when he was a kid. They're still in there. Dirty Disher
