John Mayer wasted no time in opening up about his split from Jennifer Aniston. Some paps asked the singer about the situation and he provided the following quotes:
There's no lying, there's no cheating, there's no nothing.
Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.
(Editor's Note: previous acquaintances include Jessica Simpson)
People are different, people have different chemistry. I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right.
He's the dumper, she's the dumpee, just like I figured. That whole bit about him wasting her time and something not being right - we know what that means of course. She wanted it to be serious and he didn't. Her old-woman clinginess chased another one away. When will she realize that if she wants to settle down with someone and raise a family she needs to pick an older man who's out of that fuck-happy phase? So maybe the older man is less exciting - so what? That's the sacrifice you make for stability. Jen's whole problem is that she wants to have her cake and eat it too.
