Not one but two completely dubious outlets are reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are done as a couple. The Mirror has a headline screaming "Unlucky Jennifer Aniston Dumped by Rock Star Mayer," and claims they called it quits earlier this week after initially agreeing to take a break from each other; while Rush & Molloy say in their "Side Dish" that Aniston has already moved on to someone else. The R&M mention seems altogether too casual for such an earth-shattering event, leading me to conclude that they don't believe it either and are just tossing the rumor out there. The Mirror bit goes into more detail, quoting a source:
There's been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken. They have spoken on the phone since the split and are trying to remain on good terms. But unless John has a dramatic change of heart, it's unlikely they'll rekindle their romance.
Okay, I'm calling it...they're done. Let the denials begin.
