Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Michael Should Love This One


Lindsay Lohan wants to get closer to her boyfriend Sam Ronson by converting to Sam's religion of Judaism. "Sam's family is Jewish," said a source. "Lindsay has learned a lot about Judaism from Sam and admires its beliefs." Some of Lindsay's friends are dubious as to her sincerity however:

Two years ago it was Kabbalah. Last year it was Alcoholics Anonymous. She was into "peace" for a while. Whatever is of the moment, that's Lindsay. But the one thing it does show is her commitment to Sam. She could be any religion and Lindsay would be open to it.

The AA thing was more of a court order wasn't it? And the "peace" stuff was really just something to do when she was having her picture taken. And she only took up Kabbalah because she was trying to get Madonna into bed. I'm sure Michael will be thrilled at the idea of Lindsay turning Jew. Her being a lesbo didn't offend his little Christian sensibilities enough as it was - now she's in with the people who nailed Jesus up. His head may explode.