Ashlee Simpson's kid knows what it's in for once it comes out. It knows it will spend the next several years of its life as a prop for a couple of self-whoring douchebags who have exhausted all other means of making themselves seem interesting to the media. It knows it will be criticized and called ugly and retarded by evil fuckers like me who have nothing better to do with our lives than sit here chomping cookies and making fun of children over the internet. It's a cycle of lameness and we're all a part of it. Yes, even you.
