Friday, August 1, 2008

Michael Bay Saw Shia Crash Coming


Transformers
director Michael Bay knew something bad was going to happen to Shia LaBeouf on the road...but thought it would involve a two-wheeled vehicle rather than a four. Said Bay:

We had a little heart to heart the week before [the accident] when he bought a brand new motorcycle and I [said], "Dude! You cannot ride that motorcycle! If you crash, you put 1,500 people out of work." He said, "Ok, I won't ride it, I won't ride it, I'll just drive my truck."

Throw in a fortune-telling novelty machine at a roadside diner and you've got a middling Twilight Zone episode. Just don't let Michael Bay direct it or it will suck scrotum.