Seldom does one see a picture of Keanu Reeves where he doesn't look at least half out of it. I don't know if he's stoned or suffering from some kind of neurological disorder or what it is...I just know that, from appearances, he seems incapable of entirely getting his shit together. Maybe it's even pleasurable to go through life sort of goofy and semi-deranged like that. Not shaving ever, not combing your hair, not knowing the meaning of the word "laundry." Hopefully he at least sprays himself with Right Guard now and then.
