
You'd think a professional actor like Jennifer Aniston would be better at faking enthusiasm for her dumb fawning fans. "Oh gee really? You drove a thousand miles just to get my autograph? Wow. You're not at all the lamest person on the face of the fucking earth. God, someone get me a bottle of Smart Water and put a little brandy in there. These peasants are driving me daffy." Why would anyone fawn over Aniston anyway? It's not like she's important. It's not like she's Angelina Jolie.