Jailbird exploiter of drunk, underage girls Joe Francis will not be appearing on Celebrity Apprentice after all. Donald Trump originally wanted the scum to be on the show but sponsors balked at the idea, fearing a backlash from all the Sarah Palins out there. I doubt many average couch-monkeys even know who Francis is but I'm still glad he's been dissed. The less we see of this vaguely human-shaped lump of fecal matter the better.
