Uptight Russian wackos want to ban South Park from airing in their country, citing the show's "extremism." An episode of the satiric program, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics," was shown on Russia's 2x2 channel and immediately sparked protest from certain drones. "South Park is just one of many cartoons that need to be banned from open broadcast," said the leader of the Russian Union of Christians of Evangelical Faith, "as it insults the feelings of religious believers and incites religious and national hatred." I just had a scary thought...what if these Russian religious crazies teamed up with Sarah Palin and her band of religious crazies in America? Would we have any hope of stopping them? I'm so depressed now...I just want to eat cookies till I pass out.
