K-Flab Lands Reality Show

Kevin Federline has reportedly been in Las Vegas filming a pilot for a new reality show that will spotlight his life as a father.

"He has been through a lot over the years, but handled himself very well. He’s learned how to balance being a super single dad and the chaotic life of business, fame and fortune," a source spouted. "He strives to be a good father."

Looks to me like he's mostly been striving to give himself a coronary, but whatever. Clearly, this show is only being produced because it will feature K-Fat and Britney's kids. I'm sure Britney will be thrilled about this, once the drugs wear off enough for her to feel.

What's The Use Of Changing Horses In Mid-Stream?

How long is Scarlett Johansson going to keep up this "please forget about my breasts and take me seriously" campaign? Just give in to it Scarlett. You're a pair of tits attached to a body. It's gotten you this far, and now you're suddenly going to veer down this other road?

More Baby Big Head

Daddy took Zuma to the beach. Mommy was too busy bleaching her pubic hairs. Zuma's head isn't quite as freakishly huge as Richie's kid's, but give him/her a few weeks.

Should an albino baby be getting this much sun?

Think What Cute Babies They'd Have

Sorry Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner fans - this is only for a music video. They aren't an item. I totally wish they were though. I wish they'd get married and have babies and enter their babies in those cutest baby contests. They would win every one. The other couples would be like, "They should be totally disqualified." And Taylor and Taylor would be like, "Suck my awesome genes, jealous hating bitches."

This Amused Me

That peg-legged fiend Heather Mills has gotten a hairstyle strangely reminiscent of Kate Gosselin's. Does she think this is going to make people like her more? Only Heather Mills would be clueless enough to think emulating Kate Gosselin will increase her popularity. Stupid Pogo.

The March Of The Desperate

"Come and get it boys. Don't worry about knocking me up. I'm more barren than Sarah Palin's intellectual life."

I Feel Like I Learned. I Don't Know About You.

Barry Obama, Professor Gates and that knucklehead cop had their little beer sit-down at the White House yesterday as promised. Oh, and Joe Biden crashed it, cause Joe Biden has nothing better to do (put on a hat Joe - your head is endangering low-flying aircraft).

And we learned what from this learning moment? That pundits would rather discuss the brands of beer being consumed than the racial issues the whole affair was meant to highlight. That Barry Obama clearly sees himself as a populist/activist in the Teddy Roosevelt mode...except he doesn't have anything resembling Teddy's political cojones.

Dear Barry: If you're going to use the Bully Pulpit, you can't be afraid to bully people. But you won't even take on a Congress dominated by members of your own party. In your hands it's more like the Pansy Pulpit.

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Leave Her Alone, Clearasil Boy!

Perez Hilton is attempting to make a big deal of this video of K-Stew getting "caught" sucking down a Heineken during some downtime on the set of Runaways. Oh, all right, she's 19, so it's underage drinking. Sure Perez. Like you weren't already an alcoholic by 19.

It's an idiotic law anyway. If you're old enough to be sent to war, you're old enough to drink. If you're old enough to be breathed on by Robert Pattinson, you're also old enough to drink. K-Stew can do whatever she wants. Perez? He needs to go take another Clearasil bath.

Am I Michael Jackson's Son Too?

Joe Jackson gave an interview in which he claimed Omer Bhatti, the rapper Michael Jackson mentored, was in fact Michael's son.

"He looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson, can dance like a Jackson," Joe said, adding, "And can take a smack in the face like a Jackson." I made that last part up.

Flattering

I remember this dress from Star Trek. It was on some green chick with antennae who Captain Kirk ended up fucking. It looked like shit on her too, but at least she had an excuse: she was a green chick on Star Trek.

Gwyneth's liquid detox program appears to have sucked all the humanity out of her face. There wasn't much left to suck, though, was there?

Twilight Flap

I hadn't been paying attention to the flap over Rachelle Lefevre's firing from the Twilight series and replacement with Ron Howard's fugly daughter - because, being an adult male of normal intelligence, I don't give a shit about Twilight - but then I saw the words "studio fires back at Rachelle Lefevre" and I thought, "Hmm, what's all this then?"

And then I actually read the article and went back to not giving a shit.

For the record, the studio - who also took heat for firing the director, as I recall; maybe these folks just enjoy firing people? - says Rachelle was shitcanned from the third movie in the series because of a scheduling conflict, and say they are angry that Rachelle chose to make her issues public.

"We at Summit Entertainment are disappointed by Rachelle Lefevre's recent comments, which attempt to make her career choices the fault of the studio," the statement reads. "Her decision to discuss her version of the scheduling challenges publicly has forced the studio to set the record straight and correct the facts.

"Ms. Lefevre's representatives were advised as early as April that The Twilight Saga: Eclipse was expected to start shooting in early August.

"If Ms. Lefevre was, as she describes, 'passionate' about being part of the Twilight saga, we feel that she and her representatives would have included us in her decision to work on another film that would conflict with the shooting schedule of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse."

Blahblahblah we hate her guts, then the statement concludes, ""Contrary to Ms. Lefevre's statement, it is simply untrue that the studio dismissed her over a 10-day overlap. It is not about a 10-day overlap, but instead about the fact that The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is an ensemble production that has to accommodate the schedules of numerous actors while respecting the established creative vision of the filmmaker and most importantly the story."

Hollywood people are so slimy, even reading their statements makes you want to scrape yourself with a spatula, then roll around in skunk shit to get a better smell in your nose.

The Mel Is Loose!

Mel Gibson has had a battery report filed against him by a man claiming the actor went after him at a club in L.A.

Hollyscoop says Gibson and his girlfriend Oksana Howeveryousayitskaya were enjoying themselves in a respectable fashion at this new "hotspot" Playhouse when some douchebag reporter started taking Mel's picture and pissing him off.

Mel managed to chase the reporter off, but the persistent fucker sent her friend back with the camera to get more snaps, and that's when Mel, uh, snapped.

"Mel approached the guy who tried to take his picture and ripped his shirt," a source said.

Mel soon gathered up his pregnant Sugartits and stormed out of the club. The assaultee was, last anyone heard, heading off to tell the cops on Mel. More to come as publicists release statements.

Wacky Fuckers

These guys are hilarious. I'd love to see them in a movie playing a pair of hobos or crusty newspaper reporters. They could be the new Lemmon and Matthau. Get on it Hollywood.

They Better Not Mess It Up

Mad Men season 3 begins on August 16. Here's a little lame-ass video preview courtesy of AMC. All I have to say is, "More Trudy!"

How America Is Different From Sudan

In Sudan, the problem is women wearing trousers. Women like Lubna Hussein, a journalist who is on trial for breaking a law against pants on females. Should Lubna be convicted, she would face 40 lashes, which doesn't really sound like a punishment to me, but whatever.

In America we have the opposite problem - women not wearing trousers. In this country, the fattest pieces of white trash shit insist on parading around in shorts and mini-skirts...and there needs to be a law against it. Fatties convicted of not wearing long pants, or mumus, or something that covers up their disgusting folds and rolls and cellulite, would be forced to eat cauliflower and other icky healthy shit until they either lose all the fat or agree to never make a spectacle of their nastiness again. A second offense would mean beheading.

Fat Old Fool

I used to think Jack Nicholson was eternally cool, but I don't anymore. He's just a fat old white meatball now and he needs to put a shirt on and go find a gin rummy game somewhere. And stop making an ass of himself with young women. Yeah, I know, he's gonna live it up till he drops. Well, fuck me in the earhole for saying so, but I sort of wish he'd drop.

No More Gold-Diggers

George Clooney has forsaken gold-diggers, and taken up with an Italian model, Elisabetta Canelis, who was already a rich jet-setter before they hooked up. Maybe this is the one he'll finally marry. Or maybe he'll just fuck her until he's sick of her, then move on to another piece of ass (I would advise the latter).

Still Not Right

They let Mischa Barton out of the hospital, but clearly, she is still not all right. She's still bloated-looking, which is odd for an anorexic. Now she's supposedly going back to work on her TV show? Wow. I had no idea she'd scored an actual acting gig. Yet she still tried to kill herself? Girl's a human Tunguska event.

Can't Stand The Coolness

Is there anything cooler than a paunchy 30-plus soon-to-be-divorced pothead co-ed-fucker who loiters in the street in designer sunglasses with a diamond stud in his lobe and a heater dangling from his lips? Not in my universe.

Facial Hair Issues

Brad Pitt has gone from that little pedophile mustache to a goatee. Suggestion Brad: shave. Unless Angie likes the look. Then obviously you have to stick with it. Angie must be obeyed, otherwise no more "trips to the park" with Zahara.

More Jonases

That little weird kid in the blue hat is another Jonas Brother, Frankie. He's 8, which means he's still a couple years from ripeness. When he hits 12, Disney can start exploiting him. His older brothers will all be crack-addict burn-outs by then, so it will all be up to him. The Queen Jonas has only just laid her eggs in the nursery chamber, so more help won't be coming for a few years yet.

Free-Range Cruises

Katie's in Australia filming some kind of movie I guess. Well, I'll give her credit - she's not surrendering, even though her film career is just about in Lindsay Lohan territory. Here we see Katie enjoying a frolic with Suri. Don't they look happy? Like a couple of little fleeing prisoners enjoying their first taste of freedom.

At Last, Sarah Palin Makes Sense

Someone finally makes sense of Sarah Palin. Thank you Conan O'Brien. Thank you short little wizened man who used to play the dashing, horny space captain.

The Caboose Is Loose

Kim Kardashian no longer has that Reggie Bush guy to stroke her gigantic ass. Yeah, she's single. Young, rich, black men: On your mark, get set, grab the ho!!!

Zombie Bale

Christian Bale got bitten by a zombie and now, of course, he is a zombie. The only thing left is to shoot him in the head, or chop his head off with an axe, or impale his head with a spike, or give him his own reality show on MTV.

This Can't Be Real

I believe almost everything I see on the internet, but this picture of Madonna? I don't believe it. Gotta be photoshop. Or unfortunate lighting. Madonna needs to find the person responsible for this and knock them out with her patented sleeper hold, then push her pinky finger through their ribcage and into their heart. That'll learn 'em.

Love Aaj Kal Movie Reviews, Wallpapers, Trailers, Story, Picture Gallery

Love Aaj kal is a forthcoming Hindi film starring Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone in lead roles with Rahul Khanna and Rishi Kapoor in supporting roles.

Is love today different from what it was in the past when lovers like Laila-Majnu or Romeo-Juliet perished in each other’s arms? Today, in the age of online romance and one-night stands, many would say love is just a whirlwind. But no! ‘Love Aaj Kal’ will have you believe that certain things don’t change with the passage of time.

The movie, directed by Imtiaz Ali , stars Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone as lovers in different time periods.

LOVE AAJ: London, San Francisco, Delhi - 2009.
Jai and Meera are a modern-day couple in London. They are very happy together but do not believe in tying each other down. So when life pulls them in different directions, they decide to go with the flow. "These Heer-Ranjha, Romeo-Juliet type janam janam ka saath type couples exist only in story books," Jai says. In the real life, we have to be practical.

LOVE KAL: Delhi, Calcutta - 1965.
Veer Singh is struck by a thunderbolt when he sees Harleen for the first time. Soon after, he stands under a tree and swears that "is janam mein aur har janam mein... yehi meri votti banegi - Harleen Kaur." He travels a thousand kilometers by train to stand under her balcony only to have a glimpse of her face. And yet not speak a word with her.

Love Aaj Kal:
Veer does not understand how Jai can treat matters of the heart without passion, like a financial transaction. Jai does not understand how Veer Singh could have been so naïve and silly about Harleen in the days of his youth. But as both stories unfold, we realize that the process of relationship might be different in different eras, but the experience of being in love remains the same. So there is the frolic and despair of modern living, the liberation and confusion. And there is the past - the times of innocence and compulsion. And there is distance, and the fondness that increases with distance. Gaps widen between two people, but bridges keep growing too.

‘Love Aaj Kal’ marks the birth of production house Illuminati Films, owned by Saif Ali Khan and partner Dinesh Vijan. Sunil Lilla is the co-producer.

The movie also stars Rishi Kapoor , Neetu Singh and Rahul Khanna in significant roles. There’s also a cameo by a British model named Florence.

‘Love Aaj Kal’ has music by Pritam and lyrics by Irshad Kamil.

The film is set to release on July 31.

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Love Aaj Kal Movie Starring with....

Saif Ali Khan - Jai
Deepika Padukone - Meera
Rishi Kapoor
Rahul Khanna
Elizabeth Tan - Pei

Love Aaj Kal Movie Review:
Love Aaj Kal review is coming soon.

Production Credits:
Director: Imtiaz Ali
Producer: Saif Ali Khan , Mitu Bhowmick Lange

Love Aaj Kal Movie songs:
Aahun Aahun
Ajj Din Chadheya
Chor Bazari
Main Kya Hoon
Thoda Thoda Pyar
Twist
Ye Dooriyan

Love Aaj Kal Movie Trailers & Videos:
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