Saturday, June 23, 2007

At Least Someone Will Talk To The Bitch...


Pants-pissing pop-star Fergie has told Self magazine of her terrible experiences as a meth user - including the time she thought there was a little tiny person inside her hamper. Says the fugalicious one:

I remember thinking somebody was inside of [the hamper], going to come and get me, so I was talking to the person who was crawling in the hamper.

Oh Fergie, you're priceless - thinking there was someone coming to get you. Don't you know no one wants you in any way, shape or form? Except that Josh Duhamel guy - and let's face it, he's only trying to advance his career by fucking you. A plan that makes no sense whatsoever.

Fergie goes on to talk about how meth-use negatively impacted her social-life:

There came a point when I didn't even want to go to clubs anymore because I wasn't attractive . . . My speech patterns were sentence fragments.

But now you're a beauty who possesses an exquisite command of the English language. And can't be bothered to use a toilet when she needs to piss.

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