Kate Beckinsale's husband strokes her ass for the cameras. Well, someone has to. - Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kelly Clarkson wants us to feel sorry for her because she used to be bulimic. We already feel sorry for you Kelly - for being Kelly Clarkson. - I'm Bringing Blogging Back
A fashion maven has called Poshy's new denim line "cheap." Poshy cheap? Come on - that's crazy-talk. - I Don't Like You In That Way
Jimmy Kimmel was rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. Now if they could only find the thing that makes him so unfunny and remove that. - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Jennifer Garner needs to put some clothes on. Seriously. Now Jen. Before anymore innocent wildlife die of disgust. - Hollywood Tuna
Debra Messing dresses like a bottle of birthday booze. - Go Fug Yourself
Perez pretends he's not shitting bricks. Yes Perez - go fuck the pain away. And while you're at it, go fuck yourself. - Perez Hilton (or what's left of it)
