Vile murdering CNNHN host Nancy Grace has announced that she's pregnant with twins. Grace, in fact, is four months along - but kept the fact hidden from TV viewers by wearing baggy clothes. Said Grace:
I kept [the pregnancy] quiet because I wanted to make sure all would be healthy. I’ve worn loose-fitting clothes and I guess [audiences] just thought I was getting heavier!
Actually Nancy, we just thought you were getting more and more bloated from all the evil. But congratulations. Must've been some experience, being fucked by Satan. Did it burn a lot? I've heard his dick has spikes on it. But that wouldn't bother you, would it? Your vagina is lined with lead. Of course we all know that fiends like you don't get impregnated in the normal way. You drink the hot devil-jizz down like milk and it takes root in your stomach. Then when you're ready, Satan will come and rip the children right out of you, and take them back to his Satanic kingdom to sit by his side. And then you'll go back to badgering women until they commit suicide. Because you're sick and perverse and diabolical and you have no soul.
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