At first I thought someone had pranked Sarah Jessica Parker by throwing a dress on a plastic Halloween skeleton and propping it up next to her - but no, that's actually Renee Zellweger. I think the look on Sarah Jessica's face says it all, doesn't it? "Get this freak away from me please. Oh my God - she's touching me."
Renee, sweetheart - we love you. All right that's an exaggeration. We like you - kinda. Anyway we have a basic human sympathy for you, and this makes us wish you would get some help for your little problem. You know, the one that makes your collarbones look like they're about to pop through your skin? Yeah - not sexy. Even people who have a weird fetish for anos are sicking themselves right now. Seriously Renee - you're gross. Go to a clinic or whatever you have to do. Just get help honey. Cause we don't want to have to look at you. You make us sad.
