Pete Doherty sings Dick Van Dyke. This is allegedly poignant. Makes me want to blow chunks. - Agent Bedhead
Larry Birkhead is getting married. To a woman. A human woman. One with a vagina and everything. - Gabby Babble
Jessica Biel hugs Justin Timberlake's mom. Dykes. - Popsugar
Maria Menounos wants people looking at her boobs. Because then they're not concentrating on how much they don't care about her. - Egotastic!
Phoebe Price is an ugly bitch. - Go Fug Yourself
Someone needs to whack Carmine Gotti. Now. - A Socialite's Life
Claire kisses the infamous Mr. Bennett. You know, her dad. Yeah, kisses her own dad. Well, TV dad. Still...kinda gross. - Dlisted
