Someone needs to explain to Madonna that she's pushing fifty and should no longer be dressing like she's headed to Dakota Fanning's house for a birthday party. Seriously - what do you think would happen if Madonna knocked on Dakota's door? They'd think she was a witch and chase her off with a fire extinguisher. "Be gone wizened old pseudo-British hag. We want none of your bland disco music and tired Dietrich-wannabe stage antics here."
