NBC pulled the plug on its planned Paris Hilton post-jail interview, and ABC and CBS have decided to pass on featuring the reformed party-slut too. So who does that leave? Yup - Larry King.
Wednesday night, the venerable hunchback and his gay suspenders will spend an entire hour talking to Paris Hilton. It boggles my mind that anyone could come up with an hour's worth of questions to ask that stupid bitch, but I guess that's why Larry's who he is.
Here's the statement Paris's people released, expressing Paris's happiness about landing the King interview:
I am thrilled that Larry King has asked me to appear on his program to discuss my experience in jail, what I have learned, how I have grown and anything else he wants to talk about. Larry King is not only a world-renowned journalist, but a true American Icon. It will be an honor to do his show.
Paris has absolutely no idea who Larry King is of course. I hope her people warn her about his roving hands. Knowing that old lech he'll probably try to marry the bitch.
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