Eddie Murphy is officially the father of Mel B.'s baby. A big round of applause for Eddie's sperm. - The Dirty Disher
Rosie O'Donnell has met with the producers of The Price is Right about taking over for Bob Barker. What's next? Jeopardy replacing Alex Trebek with Kathy Griffin? Tic-Tac-Dough with Carrot Top? - A Socialite's Life
John Travolta says dancing with Princess Diana revived his career. And appearing in drag in Hairspray has apparently killed it again, if the reviews are any indication. - Agent Bedhead
The Spice Girls are getting back together. Their fans are all thirty years old now. Ginger looks about fifty. - Popsugar
Mena Suvari wears a tiny bikini, holds hands with a doofus. - Gabby Babble
