These are pictures from Alfred Packer's big wedding in the South of France. We can clearly see Tom Cruise sitting with the guests and not performing the service as we had been told he would. Kind of a rip-off - I was hoping for video of Tom reading crazy extra-terrestrial Scientology shit and everyone in the place snickering. Guess I'll have to console myself by making jokes about Tom's elevator shoes, fifteen-dollar hair-cut and sagging movie career.
