Paris Hilton has been filling her empty jail hours by writing letters to fans. One of said fans has betrayed Hilton by sending her letter to E!, who have of course put it up on the web. Here is the letter:
What is my favorite part of this charming if somewhat childish missive? It would have to be this line:
And the letters I'm recieving [sic] really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone.
Somehow, Paris Hilton has convinced herself that she's Nelson Mandela languishing for years in a dank, dreary cell. What the hell has it been - two weeks? And for a lot of that time she's been in various medical wards being fed Lean Cuisine and watching TV. But she's "sad and alone." Dear God would someone slit this bitch's throat?
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