Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Gag


Paris Hilton turned her release from jail into a little mini-red carpet event. Certainly, arrangements could've been made to have her spirited out of there in secret - but that option was not taken.

Paris appears to be doing her make-up differently. Is this the "New Paris" we've been hearing about? That's probably what becoming a "better person "means to Paris - creating a new fake image to replace the old fake image. She has no clue whatsoever about what real self-improvement is. The best she can manage is a different wardrobe, different look, different hair.



Reminds us a bit of Naomi Campbell's little display as she left the garage in New York. Only Paris is more toned-down in her clothing. Her people told her to appear dignified but not arrogant. She's probably been practicing that in the pokey. Cause the New Paris isn't about entitlement - she's humble, and appreciates all she's been given.



"I ruv you Paris! I take a picture of you and use it when I pull my tiny Oriental peepee. Paris!"



"You're gonna pay me back every cent you little ungrateful cunt. Every...fucking...cent..."