Fat Jack Black totes his fugly baby. Some people really shouldn't procreate. - A Socialite's Life
Nicole Kidman will appear in an ad campaign for Nintendo. I guess Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson and every other chick named Jessica weren't available. - I'm Not Obsessed
Brooke Hogan may have fake boobs. I'd pursue the matter but I can't stand looking at the bitch long enough to make a proper investigation. - Hollywood Tuna
Tim McGraw - wasted. - Dlisted
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are getting paid $2 million for their wedding pictures. I'd pay Tony ten bucks to suck me off, and Eva 20 to stand in the corner with her face to the wall. - The Blemish
Paris Hilton's Mercedes has been repossessed. That's okay cause she's not a Mercedes kind of girl anymore. She's changed. - Cele|bitchy
Justin Timberlake spits on his fans. Stop treating your fans the way you treat your girlfriends, Justin. - Celebrity Dirty Laundry
