Lindsay Lohan's father Michael says his wayward daughter is on the path to recovery - and it's all thanks to Jesus. Quoth Michael:
Lindsay has found this righteous path because she's going to church and that's a good sign.
Yes, church will save Lindsay Lohan. Just as it did Mel Gibson. Never see that guy getting drunk and crazy anymore.
Have we all had about enough of these self-righteous assholes insisting they're no longer creeps because they've started pretending to believe in God? Go away Michael. And take your idiot daughter with you.
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