Monday, June 25, 2007

Reese Didn't Have Time For Jake



Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have apparently broken up. Were they even going out? I remember hearing some rumors but they kept denying it. Well, whatever sort of relationship they had, it's kaput now. Both are single again. Said a source:

They just recently broke up. It's totally and completely over.

Totally and completely over. Sort of like Ryan Phillippe's movie career. Whatever happened to Ryan anyway? He blew it big-time when he screwed around on Reese. Gravy-training her butt was about the only chance he ever had.

So what went wrong between Reese and Jake anyway? Was he just too much man for her? Was she too much man for him? A source says it was all about Reese being too busy:

Reese was the one who had to do it. She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family, she just didn't have the time for him and he really demanded that.

Translation: Jakey started getting clingy, and Reese who just got divorced didn't want to get saddled with another serious thing. I guess that's understandable. Reese wants to play around a little before committing to someone new. You know, release her inner-slut. Do an Aniston. Juggle about ten boyfriends.

Speaking of Aniston...should she not now pounce on Jake? I would if I were her. Hell, I would if I were me. And I am. Kind of.

(source)