Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Harvey Levin's Ass-Kissing Pays Off


TMZ editor-in-chief Harvey Levin has been sticking up for Paris Hilton left-and-right - and guess what? Paris noticed. The shameless clods at TMZ have posted the above picture, which Paris allegedly drew in jail, accompanied by an appreciative note to Harvey:



I like how Paris wrote "pay phone" above the pay-phone, and the "Lynwood" sign in the upper-left - she understands about context. Also, I think it's interesting that she depicted herself with big Barbie-doll eyes - and nary a sign of wonk. This apparently is how Paris sees herself, as a bright-eyed dolly. She probably hums the My Little Pony music to herself while she brushes her hair. This is a disturbed individual, I'm telling you.

And as for Harvey Levin - well, I guess he's the new Perez Hilton, right? He's Paris's go-to guy when she needs some positive spin. From now on, TMZ will be pro-Paris. Shameless celebrity ass-kissing does work it appears.

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