The Spice Girls, for reasons that remain vague, have decided to reunite. Here we see them at a photocall at the Royal Observatory in the U.K. First of all - Ginger. I looked up your age and found that you are in fact 34 years old. Why then do you look like you should be doing an ad for Metamucil? And blonde chick between Scary and Ginger - I don't quite remember you. Are you sure you were in the Spice Girls? You look like Cameron Diaz's fuglier sister. And Posh - um, camera's over there hon. Did you see something shiny or something? Nice pants by the way. They really help enhance the unnaturalness of your figure. Is that a top you're wearing or some kind of bizarre breast-torture device? And then of course there's darling Sporty. Looks like she's ditched the track-suit at last. Now she wants to be Joss Stone apparently. Well, Joss may be a dumb twat too, but at least she can sing. I heard Sporty can queef "God Save the Queen," but I don't know if I'd call that a talent.
