Saturday, June 23, 2007

Paris Longs To Moisturize


Paris Hilton gets out of jail on Tuesday, and reportedly she's already decided what she's going to do first - get a facial. Said a source:

She has a facialist coming to her house in the Hollywood Hills and doing a private skin treatment.

No, she isn't going to have someone jerk-off into her face. You guys are sick for even thinking that.

I do feel for Paris though. Being in that cold jail cell must really dry you out. She's probably more dessicated than Poshy's snatch by this point. That's Nazca Desert stuff right there.

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