I'm pretty sure someone made this story up - but I'm going to report it anyway because it's just so damn crazy.
According to Britain's Daily Mail, some nutty soul has floated the idea of a Paris Hilton biopic, and you'll never guess who they want to play Paris...
Yup, Lindsay Lohan.
Says a source:
There have already been negotiations with a major film company to make the Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan playing Paris - with Britney Spears singing the soundtrack.
And Nicole Richie as an anorexic half-retarded hanger-on who somehow manages to become famous herself? And Jessica Simpson just cause?
This beats the hell out of Celebutard Island. Seriously - if they make this movie, Crabbie will be lined up outside the theater a month ahead of time like one of these insane Star Wars geeks. This thing would even be better than Peyton Place! It would be better than Funny Girl!
All right, not better than Funny Girl.
Am I gayer than usual today? And why am I writing short paragraphs like Perez? I must be copying him again. Damn me to hell.
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