J.K. Rowling went to the British Book Awards wearing the sort of dress one doesn't normally see at events with the word "book" in their names.
Unfortunately for Ms. Rowling, the dress decided not to function properly, putting the Harry Potter authoress in danger of a Tara Reid moment.
At one point, Rowling's agent Mark Hutchinson dashed forward to keep his most important client from flashing nip in front of the photographers.
Of course, the picture that ran in the Daily Mail made Hutchinson look more pervy than heroic. The effect was not helped by the slightly swoony expression of pleasure on Rowling's face at the moment of the apparent grope.
So, the lesson for Ms. Rowling is simple...cover those boobs. No one wants to see them anyway (trust us).
