Survivorman: It's not just a great show, it also saves lives.
Fried Coke. Yes, our civilization has officially died.
The Dirty Disher's son is a guitar-pickin' fool (I mean that in a nice way Dishy; don't get all pissy with me like you do).
Perez Hilton has a movie coming out. It also stars Amanda Lepore and RuPaul. Copy Fried Coke observation, paste, commit suicide.
The 15 Best Hotel Room Porn Movie Titles. Who needs porn when you have Survivorman?
UC-Davis is threatening to use a collection agency to get money it's owed by Hillary Clinton's campaign. When Hillary answers the phone at 3 in the morning, it's a prissy-sounding guy telling her to cough up the dough or else.
Hamas will meet with Jimmy Carter. Jesse Jackson must be sooooo jealous.
