Thursday, April 10, 2008

Michael Bloomberg Shovels Dirt With Tyra Banks


Mayors have to put up with a lot of ceremonial bullshit. Here we see Michael Bloomberg planting a tree with Tyra Banks in honor of the 600th episode of her show.

First of all...how the fuck is the 600th episode even considered an important milestone? What happens for the 732nd episode...she gets a statue of her twatty self?

Tyra's pose there makes me want to stomp kittens to death. Why couldn't Bloomberg have gone psycho and slapped the bitch in her evil face with that shovel?