Emo pussy Pete Wentz and his blow-up doll Ashlee Simpson have announced their engagement.
"We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best," said Ashlee in a statement. "Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us."
It's a very private matter but we wanted to make sure to announce it on a website so everyone could know about our very private matter and aren't we so adorable with our matching make-up and tattoos and little pouty emo faces?
No.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz...merging to create a sucking black hole of uselessness.
I hope someone is keeping Papa Joe away from sharp objects.
