Billy Ray Cyrus...it's time for you to rein in your teen queen daughter Miley. No way should she be traipsing around in a get-up like this. She's just inviting pedos to drool over her, and that ain't right yo!
Society is screwed-up enough as it is without every dirtbag in the world getting over-stimulated by the sight of your pubescent daughter in her little cat-suit, Billy Ray. Although, I suppose this could be part of some plan of yours to actually rid the world of pedos. Like, you and Miley are hoping that by parading her around in these inappropriate costumes, you'll arouse these sickos to the point where their heads explode like in that old movie Scanners.
(Dear Papa Joe...don't look at Miley Cyrus! Your head will explode!)
