Jamie Lynn Spears had her kid. That's a nice way of saying it right? Not "shat out a bundle of joy" or "ejected a wailing little shitter?" I'm trying to class the place up a little, so no more "vag-monkey." Oh what the fuck do I care? My mother was planted long ago and she was the only one I would've worried about shaming.
They named the kid Maddie according to Us. That's different than what everyone was saying yesterday. Clearly, the Spears camp put out a little misinformation about the naming. Spearses are cleverer than you'd guess. Plus they know more possum recipes than almost anyone.
