
Corrupt businessman Raffaello Follieri is angered at reports that his split with girlfriend Anne Hathaway was brought about over his shady dealings being made public.
A flack stood up for Follieri's good name by whipping out the ever-popular charity work card.
"It is worth noting, as you continue to attempt to scandalize a respected businessman and philanthropist, that the Follieri Foundation has vaccinated hundreds of children in Nicaragua and Honduras to date, in addition to recently rebuilding an orphanage in Brazil," the rep raged at Page 6.
Surest sign that you're a douchebag: Reminding everyone, at the first sign of trouble, of all the little children you helped.
I thought people did charity work because they wanted to make the world a better place, not because they expected it to be counted in their favor when the time came to tally things up. Besides, who knows what else the charity could be a front for. People establish those foundations all the time, make it look good on the surface, then secretly funnel money into their own pockets.
Plus, Follieri just looks like an asshole. And that's enough for me.