We all learn about sex in different ways...sometimes sick ways that scar us for life.The way Tatum O'Neal learned about sex may take the cake though. Allegedly, Melanie Griffith, who was fucking Tatum's dad Ryan at the time (despite Melaine herself being only 17), took the 12-year-old Tatum under her wing...and to an orgy.
We know not whether 12-year-old Tatum participated in any of the orgiastic fun, but we know Melanie did, and that Tatum had to sit there and watch. And everyone at the orgy was allegedly smoking opium.
Parenting tip #1: Keep your kids away from Melanie Griffith.
And no...this still doesn't get Tatum off the hook for her ridiculous assertion that the death of the family dog depressed her so much she needed to buy crack. Although, given the people Tatum was surrounded by in her youth, it's easy to see why she would be so attached to animals.
(Thanks Maggie C.)
