Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Maybe Next Time


Pete Wentz
has revealed that he and a friend once played Russian Roulette while hopped up on booze and pills. "I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself," the Emo douche told Playboy. "My friend and I did one pull each. We'd been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It's one of the reasons I've never owned a gun - I'm too impulsive. I'd probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something."

Yeah Pete - you're such a hard-ass. I can tell by the tight, tight pants and eyeliner and eternal hang-dog aura. Gosh, would've been a shame for you to blow your brains out recreating a scene from The Deer Hunter. Huge loss to humanity. Really, really awful.