Some repulsive individual is selling a pair of Michael Jackson's Calvin Klein briefs on eBay. They were originally confiscated as evidence in one of Wacko's child molestation cases so I'm assuming they're all crusty with jizz and God only knows what. Sorry - I should've saved this one until after everyone was done eating breakfast. Whoever buys these - the reserve price is $1 million which seems wishful to me - should immediately have to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. I'd buy a towel soaked in the Unabomber's ballsweat before I'd even look at anything that had touched Michael Jackson's privates. Oh God - picture some perv holding Wacko's briefs to their nose and inhaling deeply. That's it, I have to stop...
