Mia Farrow's brother Patrick, a sculptor, was found deader than Elvis on the floor of his Vermont art studio late Monday night. Police are calling the death "suspicious" and an autopsy has been scheduled.
I can't imagine what kind of hideous fiend would want to murder Mia Farrow's sculptor brother in his Vermont art studio. Maybe I would be better able to get my mind around this senseless tragedy if I actually gave a fuck about it.
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