Matthew McConaughey has knocked up his girlfriend Camila Alves for a second time, the actor announced on his website.
"We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father's Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun," Matthew wrote. "Levi is going to be a big brother... Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows.... just keep livin, Matthew and Camila."
Parking your dick in some broad's cooch and thinking about Lance Armstrong until you squirt is a great miracle?