David Archuleta's father Jeff has pleaded no contest and paid a $582 fine after being busted for receiving extra special service from a massage parlor ho back in January.The police statement describes what went down in the Utah massage parlor after cops found Jeff being worked on: "Two of our detectives went back to that room to stop the activity. Inside they found a female masseuse and male client. At that time an interview ensued and the male client admitted to receiving sexual gratification from the masseuse."
"Female masseuse" is a redundancy, but whatever. It's a police media statement, not a fucking Wall Street Journal article.
On the scale of humiliating celebrity parent transgressions, this rates about a 2. It shouldn't even be illegal for a dude to get stroked in a massage parlor. It's a massage parlor. That should include every part of the body. What a backward nation we live in.
