Chris Brown has agreed to a plea deal and will not see any jail time for beating Rihanna's face to a pulp in a well-publicized incident from a couple of months ago. Brown will have to complete 1440 hours worth of work duty, which will include cleaning up litter from the side of the road and washing fire trucks. He will also get 5 years enforced probation and will have to seek counseling for domestic abuse issues. Oh, and he has to stay 50 yards away from Rihanna, except at public events where he will be allowed within 5 yards of her. I guess that means they won't be fucking anymore, unless his dick is 50 yards long, which I'm guessing it isn't, or Kim Kardashian would already have run off with him.
Monday, June 22, 2009
No Jail For Chris Brown
Chris Brown has agreed to a plea deal and will not see any jail time for beating Rihanna's face to a pulp in a well-publicized incident from a couple of months ago. Brown will have to complete 1440 hours worth of work duty, which will include cleaning up litter from the side of the road and washing fire trucks. He will also get 5 years enforced probation and will have to seek counseling for domestic abuse issues. Oh, and he has to stay 50 yards away from Rihanna, except at public events where he will be allowed within 5 yards of her. I guess that means they won't be fucking anymore, unless his dick is 50 yards long, which I'm guessing it isn't, or Kim Kardashian would already have run off with him.
