This is a photo of Robert Pattinson allegedly being attacked by crazed Twilight fans on the street in New York. I don't believe it though. Those people are altogether too clean, plus they look like they might have jobs. Twilight fans are all disgusting and ratty-haired, and seem like they haven't seen the sun in weeks, and generally look like the kind of people who don't set seeking gainful employment as a high priority in their lives. In other words, they all kind of look like Robert Pattinson.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Freaks Come Out In The Daytime Too
This is a photo of Robert Pattinson allegedly being attacked by crazed Twilight fans on the street in New York. I don't believe it though. Those people are altogether too clean, plus they look like they might have jobs. Twilight fans are all disgusting and ratty-haired, and seem like they haven't seen the sun in weeks, and generally look like the kind of people who don't set seeking gainful employment as a high priority in their lives. In other words, they all kind of look like Robert Pattinson.
