Kate and Jon Gosselin filed for divorce Monday, conveniently just hours ahead of TLC's very special episode of Jon and Kate Plus the Kind of Ickiness None of Us Should Ever Be Exposed to, and now Kate has released a statement blaming all of it on Jon:"Over the course of this weekend, Jon's activities have left me no choice but to file legal procedures in order to protect myself and our children," Kate said. "While there are reasons why it was appropriate and necessary for me to initiate this proceeding, I do not wish to discuss those reasons at this time, in the hope that all issues will be resolved amicably between Jon and myself. As always, my first priority remains our children."
Translation: motherfucker fucked a younger woman even though I am the hottest bitch on the planet and now motherfucker is going to pay like a motherfucker.
Jon offered his own statement:
"This afternoon, Kate filed for divorce. Our kids are still my number one priority. I love them and want to make sure they stay happy, healthy and safe. My job is being the best, most supportive and loving father that I can be to my kids, and not being married to Kate doesn’t change that."
Translation: Free at last, free at last, great God almighty I am free at last. Hook me up with some college girls and weed! It's a freedom partaaaaaaaaay!
Kate said at the end of last night's very special episode that all she wants is "peace for the kids." That's why you live your life with cameras and insanity around all the time? Bitch has brass balls. Too bad Jon doesn't too, or things might've ended up differently.
